All Comments on 'I'm So Proud Of My Children'

Very good, made me laugh

Good story, scared the hell out of those two

The true horror was that he got married again and had a kid at age 58. Now THAT was both stupid (never heard of birth control?) and scary.

For A Little While

I was thinking his revenge on Barry was going along the lines of Tx Tall Tales 'A Joke Ch. 2 - Texan's Ending', his very dark sequel to Agena's 'A Joke'. But it didn't go that far, maybe due to the family showing up, maybe not, but it certainly got the point across to good ol' Barry now, didn't it? Bottom line here, Q is a romantic who loves happy endings and forgiveness for those he believes deserve it and so do I. So for the rest of you whiners and bitches, go piss up a rope into the wind. Of course ya'll could just just write your own stories to show the rest of us how it Should be done, nah, didn't think so. *****'s. Signed: BTW

That was really a lot of fun, thank you.

That was rather hilarious.

Great story, love it. AAAAAA++++++

wow needed that after the last one (51) light hearted and not too sentamental at 60 i get a bit modlin even if i like the romantic ones thax again

Ouch! Don’t mess around with that family. They have all their bases covered and protect each other. Five *s.

Lol

Excellent. It shows a few things: you are/could be predictable; it is good to have experts on your side (PI, attorney, etc.). Thx

5*

BJ

I'm a little disappointed that he got interrupted in his revenge by the kids, so only 5 stars instead of 6. Seriously amazing story.

Quite satisfying!

Hilarious and really well written. So much happens in just two pages!

I absolutely love your writing!

G

dam good laugh,

Too funny! Thanks

“If you think of something, don’t do it”. I love that quote, and it’s great advice. I can think of at least a dozen times in my life I should have taken it. Another great story, Q, thank you very much for sharing. 5⭐️s.

Thanks for this sequel the perfect follow up and short enough.

I love it...about as evil as I can get! Thx Q

Just an unrealistic but really funny story.

Such a wealth of information here.

I enjoyed it 5 stars worth.

Bill S.

I liked the gentle (?) humour underlying this tale.

A nicely pared down story, no superfluous words.

Yup... just as funny as the first time I read it. Great story!

Great. Look up California Bander!

The castration tool is called an elastrator and can be very scary when a young man comes to pick up your daughter for a date. Some say it works better than trying to clean your shotgun at that time.

Funny as hell, every dam' time 😁😁😁.....

P.C. Resistant

I loved it............again. Scare the hell out of them cheaters.

After 20 so of your stories I’m beginning to pick up on a general theme. I take it cheating is a no no. Since most of your stories center on the South, you must realize illicit sex is a top ranked sport. It’s right behind football, shooting at barns and trees (hunting), and for those younger, cruising the Sonic on weekends.

Hell,if it weren’t for cheating, most small towns would’ve dried up from dying population!

You rate a 20 on the five scale. This was short, so no bathroom break. Maybe a Yahoo and a bologna sandwich? ….off to da next…

Fun story! Love all the kids and kids-in-laws' career choices. They knew their father well. Very enjoyable.

Wonderfully amusing story. The cheating bit no of course not but the solution was highly inventive. Never ever piss off someone who is moral intelligent inventive and has a twisted dark side to them. They are smart enough to know they have a dark side inventive enough to indulge it and moral enough not to let it get out of hand. When they have helpers then run Forrest run 🏃‍♀️ 😆 Great story as always BardnotBard

4* Not a fan of guns, sex toys or tattoos. Or beer, wine and alcohol either. Seems every writer wants to add them all into their stories.

"I'm my father in law, scariest man I know." Yeah, that's a coffee snorter. 😂😂 Don't mind me over here cleaning my laptop, move along... 😉

Personally I prefer the “Yankee Bar Twister”!

the bull bander may not be technically as described but it is EXACTLY how it works . usually if a bull is over 500 lbs. a manual crimper is used instead .

Nice silly story. Thanks for writing…..5⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Cute!

I live a good story that teaches morals to predators. Makes for cool stories and lore at local tap rooms.

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A very good fun read. Thanks! 5*

Always a good one. 5 stars and keep writing please. I don't believe in no fault divorces and I do believe marriage vows should be considered a legal document and violation of them should result in penalties and public scorn. Perhaps there should be a pre-marriage marriage to insure compatibility of the couple? Funny thing a young married couples, the first baby can come at anytime but the rest take 9 months? Guess I'm just old fashioned.

I’m so glad you decided to start writing. I think i’ve read everything you’ve written. It’s all entertaining and well done.

Don’t ever stop.

Qhml1 is one of the best that I have ever read. So many great stories to read. This one isn’t great, but it is damned good.

HAHAHAHAHA GREAT story!!! Funny ending!

4 Stars as My wife and I discussed the merits of this story .. Guess what she won like most of the time . She is still mad about me buying a 69 Boss Mustang . Yes it is stock and i love the 4 speed it has and the power .I told my wife to blame Stang for me getting that car . I hope they never meet as i have spent some money on it .

Well as far as the pills goes yes there is pills out there that can make a man impotent as far as revenge goes she got off light i would have done worse to both expecially to her if she really was the 1 that started it to begin with if not while I still would have done worse the person who started it would get the blunt of it however this is a stand alone story not a sequel like you have it listed as you do realize that a sequel to a story in order for it to be truly a sequel needs to follow the same characters even if it is the kids and the story or plot should be close to the same not completely different with completely different characters that has no ties to the original some can say its a series not a sequel well a series most definitely has to have the characters from the original i think u need to log in and move the placement of this story to where it is a stand alone story like it is instead of leading your readers into thinking its a sequel/series just to disappoint them when they see its not that can cost you readers and followers

To the anon that posted 4 months ago that says there not a fan of guns,sex toys and tattoos i get not being a fan of sex toys cause no man is but what kind of man are you every man likes guns and or tattoos shit most every woman likes them as well if someone says they don't and is a male they ain't a man and if a woman says they don't there lying to you all i have to say is you need to hire a pi cause your wife is cheating on you for not being a man and get a postnuptial done that protects you when find the evidence she is fucking some other guy behind your back cause she is unless you are no man at all and gets off watching her fuck the other people that is exactly like you claiming to be a man but who is really just a poser and a little bitch when faced against a man

Check out bloodless masculaters. I think that’s correct. Grab the calf’s balls then place them between the jaws and clamp. Crushes the veins and barely breaks the skin. Hold for the count of 3 and done. Great story and one I wish I’d done.

Like it! Especially the tattoo artist dressing up as her father in law. Too funny.

The bull bander really does it's job but not how it is used most times. If the bull is quality and just a little past his prime, you push his ball up higher and band off the excess sack and remove it. once the healing is done he is usually good for another 2 to 3 years. It is referred to as Goodnighting a bull, After Charles Goodnight.

The real use for the bander is to band off young bulls and then cut their balls off and make them steers. No need to breed traits that you don't want and it is less painful and quicker then waiting for them to shrivel up and fall off.....plus the dogs really like them when they hit the ground at roundup. You know it['s been a long day when the dogs are to full to eat anymore.

Seems like a way to prevent cheaters from adding to the gene pool hhhmmmmm just a thought.

loved it. third reading and still makes me laugh 5stars again

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Sort of of works sometimes, scare 'em straight I mean! Nice loving story!