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Click hereHow to tell when the person you're having sex with isn't having a good time
Have you ever looked at all the how-to tomes at the local bookstore? You can learn how to do everything from building a house using only two nails and a piece of cardboard to becoming the president of the United States (this one, however, takes a lot of steps as well as a fair amount of cash). There are how-to books about cooking, sewing, car maintenance, weight loss, income tax preparation, and millions more. But there's never been a great guide when it comes to understanding if you're doing great in bed—until now.
We've all slept with enough people to know not everyone is as good at sex as we are (or at least we think we are). Wouldn't it be nice to know when you're doing something your partner doesn't like, or whether the person is enjoying the bedroom activities as much as you? That's why I've written this handy little guide on how to tell when your partner isn't having a good time. If any of these have happened to you, or you have some of your own, please share with us all so we can be sure to either fix it or get up and go home.
How to tell when the person you're having sex with isn't having a good time:
Well done, better than most horror movies I have seen....but you missed the ultimate.... a three line conversation:
"Is it in yet, Honey"
"Yes it is, Baby"
"Ohhh it's so big"
Well done, better than most horror movies I have seen....but you missed the ultimate.... a three line conversation:
"Is it in yet, Honey"
"Yes it is, Baby"
"Ohhh it's so big"
Fantasygirl:
What a wicked sense of humor. Thank You. Ronnie W.
when you gently put her hand on your dick, and she says:" no thanks, I don't smoke!"
Instead of screaming "Harder" or "Deeper", she mutters "Beige... the ceiling should be beige." I had a girlfriend do this to me as a joke. I brought her off so many times that night, that I couldn't say the word 'beige' afterwards without her getting wet thinking about it.
when she yaws before u even touch her.
when she rather sucks your cock than kiss u.
when she wants u to get off her immediately after u come.
when she turns over to sleep even before u got off her.
when she wants u to fuck her fast so she could sleep.
when she everytime asks u to put it in even before u really hard.
when she asks u to lick her to get her wet.(she is not wet otherwise)
But there was nothing about her chewing bubble gum and popping it.
My EX wife used to wear a flanny night gown. How sexy was it? Not! She is still wondering why I left.