Not Becoming a Slut Wife - Jessie

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"Yes, baby. That's how I felt about it too. But you were saying that you knew someone who wants a girl with my particular qualifications? What's he like. Is he some dweeb, or is he a nice guy?"

"Jessie, he's very nice. He just has this little thing. He likes his women to be promiscuous. If he found someone like you, Jess, he'd go nuts.

"And you know, Jessie, he likes cream pies."

"Cream pies", she asked?

"Yes cream pies. He likes to go down on girls who have just been fucked by other men."

Here eyes lit up. "Oooh, kinky!"

"So what do you think, Jess? Should I introduce you to this guy?"

"What's his name, baby?"

"Bob. His name is Bob."

She frowned. "That doesn't sound very exciting. Bob? Not Rob; Robbie; Roberto? That would make him sound so much sexier."

"Sorry Jessie. His name is just plain Bob."

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tarl009tarl0095 months ago

Hilarious!! Brought a smile to my lips 5*

WargamerWargamerover 2 years ago

Hilarious, but not exciting by any standards. Even JPB would draw the line with this slut.

Missed a bullet I’d say.

That many men a week is a shortcut to HIV in any circumstance

Ordinary story only worth 2/5

DickSnugfitDickSnugfitover 2 years ago

Please explain to a NON-US Citizen, WTF is the joke?

26thNC26thNCabout 3 years ago
Again

I love this hilarious little gem, and the last paragraph is the killer.

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