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Click here"Yes, baby. That's how I felt about it too. But you were saying that you knew someone who wants a girl with my particular qualifications? What's he like. Is he some dweeb, or is he a nice guy?"
"Jessie, he's very nice. He just has this little thing. He likes his women to be promiscuous. If he found someone like you, Jess, he'd go nuts.
"And you know, Jessie, he likes cream pies."
"Cream pies", she asked?
"Yes cream pies. He likes to go down on girls who have just been fucked by other men."
Here eyes lit up. "Oooh, kinky!"
"So what do you think, Jess? Should I introduce you to this guy?"
"What's his name, baby?"
"Bob. His name is Bob."
She frowned. "That doesn't sound very exciting. Bob? Not Rob; Robbie; Roberto? That would make him sound so much sexier."
"Sorry Jessie. His name is just plain Bob."
- COMMENTS
Wargamerover 2 years agoHilarious, but not exciting by any standards. Even JPB would draw the line with this slut.
Missed a bullet I’d say.
That many men a week is a shortcut to HIV in any circumstance
Ordinary story only worth 2/5
Quintiusalmost 4 years agoNice to see a protagonist in a cheating woman story who has a brain AND a spine. Great twist at the end. Nice job.
Just_Wordsover 4 years agoTo be fair, the story wasn't all that interesting. Both characters, especially the narrator, are shallow and immature. However, the joke at the end was well worth it. Thanks. Also, if I were JPB I'd arrange a little payback and I think he's more than capable of doing it in a memorable manner.
gaelic_wandererover 4 years agoOuch! What a burn! ROFLMAO
I will second the idea that the last line alone deserves 5 stars. It's hysterical.
26thNCalmost 5 years agoSaw your comment and found this little gem. I choked on my popcorn at the end.
