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The Many and Varied Shades of Gay

bybb1212©

Hi and welcome to the ultimate gay test for men. Taking the test is easy, all you have to do is select the lowest answer in each group that is correct for you (B is lower than A, C is lower than B).

You need to have been sexually active to take this test.

This test applies to activities that you have allowed to occur (in this test getting too drunk to prevent it is considered to be allowing it).

This test will show your lifetime average not necessarily your latest tendencies.

For the sake of this test only, a female has a pussy and a male has a cock (those are tools) the presence of tits and long hair (those are toys) is irrelevant unless otherwise specified.

Just answer each question truthfully, and write down the score that applies to your answer. (The number at the end of the answer.) Once you have finished add up your total score and compare the result to the table to see just where you are on the 'Gay Meter'.

Most important - Have fun!

These are the questions, if there isn't your exact answer there just pick the closest one.

1. You have had a finger in your ass:

A: Never             4

B: Female doctor only                   3

C: Doctor only                        2

D: Female only                        1

E: Male                              0

2. Your hair is:

A: A crew cut                        4

B: Usually messy                        3

C: Usually neat                        2

D: Styled                        1

E: Styled and coloured/tinted            0

3. You have had your ass licked:

A: Never                              4

B: By a female only                  2

C: By a male                        0

4. You have had a toy (tickler, vibrator, dildo, strap on etc) in your ass:

A: Never                              4

B: Used by female                   2

C: Used by male (including you)            0

5. You have had a butt plug in your ass:

A: Never                              6

B: Twice or less                   2

C: More than twice                  0

6. You drive a:

A: Truck/pickup                        4

B: V8                              3

C: Family car                        2

D: Small car                        1

E: Hybrid                        0

7. You get horny looking at

A: Only sexy women                  10

B: Most women                        6

C: Any sexy person                  5

D: An attractive transsexual (pre-op)      4

E: Only sexy men                        0

8. You have had a cock in your ass:

A: Never                              20

B: Once                               7

C: More than once                  0

9. You have watched 'Brokeback Mountain':

A: Never                              2

B: Once                               1

C: More than once                  0

10. You have had sex with:

A: Only ever females                  40

B: More than 95% females                  30

C: More than 70% females                  25

D: Equal females and males            20

E: More than 70% males                  15

F: More than 95% males                  10

G: Only ever males                  0

11. Your favourite drink is:

A: Beer                              7

B: Spirits                        5

C: I don't drink                        3

D: Wine (not Chardonnay)                  1

E: Chardonnay                        0

12. Your cock has been in an ass:

A: Never or only ever females            40

B: More than 95% females                  30

C: More than 70% females                  25

D: Equal females and males            20

E: More than 70% males                  15

F: More than 95% males                  10

G: Only ever males                  0

13. Your wardrobe contains clothes that are:

A: Mostly black                        7

B: A mix of colours                  6

C: Many pastel shades                  2

D: Spandex                        0

14. You have performed oral sex on:

A: Never or only ever females            40

B: More than 95% females             30

C: More than 70% females                  25

D: Equal females and males            20

E: More than 70% males                  15

F: More than 95% males                  10

G: Only ever males                  0

15. You normally do your fingernails with:

A: A Bowie knife                        6

B: Your teeth                        5

C: Nail clippers                        3

D: An emery board/file                  1

E: You get manicures                  0

16. Your normal sexual partner is:

A: Female                        6

B: Androgynous                        3

C: Male                              0

17. When you see a spider you:

A: Kill it                        4

B: Take it outside and release it            2

C: Squeal and run away                  0

18. Your cock has been sucked by:

A: Never or only ever females            40

B: More than 95% females                  30

C: More than 70% females                  25

D: Equal females and males            20

E: More than 70% males                  15

F: More than 95% males                  10

G: Only ever males                  0

19. You shave your:

A: Nothing at all                  6

B: Face                              5

C: Legs                              1

D: Balls                              0

20. You read magazines (or watch movies) containing:

A: Straight porn                        4

B: Sport and or cars                  3

C: Home decorating hints                  1

D: Gay porn                         0

21. Your favourite colour is:

Not pink                              2

Pink                              0

22. You think Justin Bieber is:

A: Highly irritating                  4

B: Untalented                        3

C: Quite good                        1

D: Cute                              0

23. Your ideal dog is a:

A: Pit Bull                        6

B: Rottweiler                        5

C: Labrador                        4

D: Cocker Spaniel                  3

E: Shih Tzu                        2

F: Toy poodle                        1

G: Chiwawa                        0

24. You have piercings in:

A: Nowhere                        4

B: One ear                        3

C: Both ears                        2

D: Nipple(s)                        1

E: Cock      / balls                        0

25. You would prefer to be:

A: Pressing wildflowers into the dirt with a 4x4             4

B: Pressing wildflowers in a book with love             0

26. Your farts sound like:

A: Thunder                        4

B: Well... farts                        2

C: Hissing                        0

27. The last time you had sex with a man was:

A: Never                              40

B: More than 10 years ago                  20

C: Less than 10 years ago                  10

D: Only ever had sex with men            0

28. Your pet name for your penis is:

A: No pet name, it is a cock.            10

B: Willy (or similar)                  5

C: My clitty (or similar)                  0

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