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Click here"Kornfeld in Accounting told me that the suits upstairs are gonna take the company public and every employee is gonna get a block of shares based on their pay grade," Jim said happily. "Fixin' to be a lot of well off folks around here Freddie, us included. Good reason to continue bustin' your ass, aint it?"
"You got that right," Freddie laughed. "Rafferty in Human Services told me young Lucas was gonna sell the company to some big outfit and most of us would have been out of a job. Now he's gone and the deal fell through, and that's fine with me. I'm outta here, Jim," Freddie said, finishing his coffee, "see you later."
"Take care, man," Jim called to his colleague. 'This is one great place to work,' he thought happily. 'Now we'll all own the company.'
***
Ralph Hall picked up the beeping phone. "Product testing, this is Ralph. No sir, we haven't found anything unusual in the last cakes we tested. No sir, we haven't been able to get any samples from that last batch that went out, they were all sold. Yes sir, I know the public is clamoring for more. Yes sir, some other ingredient must have been added, but we don't... Yes sir, were still looking. We will sir, thank you sir, goodbye and Happy New Year."
Ralph tilted back in his chair, his mind reviewing the numerous fruitcakes and ingredients they had tested in vain. He gazed idly at the company motto framed on the wall, oblivious to its ghastly irony.
'We put our hearts into every cake we bake'
End.
I knew there was a reason I never liked fruitcake. A fun story, TE ... with just enough creep factor to keep the horror category.
What do you mean, this dog won't hunt!? I loved it! :) Funny (or not) I just read this today and submitted my own EH tale tonight (just under the wire) with a strangely similar theme... we shall see! I think there should be lots more xmas erotic horror tales, I love 'em!
Great job, good luck!
friggin' brilliant! Good luck!
Start with eritoca and end with Horrer or was it humor? Either way it was nicely done. Thank EL for the vote, I saw it on her begging page, glad I read it. Good luck to you in the contest.
DG Hear
It was an excellent plot with a fun twist at the end. My biggest quibbles would be that it was a little over the top during the sex scene (cum dribbbling out of her nose???), and I thought the demon was unnecessary. You could have done it so that it was like an accident, but left us wondering if it was more. Personally, I like stories that are more on the mystical.
Still, I thought it was a good example of a short story that told me everything I needed to know. Good job.
....Des
The opening was a tad slow but, as someone who hates fruitcake, the ending was perfection. Very imaginative. Good luck in the contest.
Rumple
It's a good thing I don't like fruitcake, I believe I'd have trouble eating one this year, lol. Good luck in the contest. ~Minx
Wow! I liked your story very much. It's a good thing I can't stand fruitcake.