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Click hereChapter Eight
We were up early the following morning. It was one of those rare bright winter days where there is no wind and the world looks made anew under its carpet of shimmering frost. The sky was an achingly blue vault with the only clouds a couple of puffs left over from Godâs cigar. It isnât possible not to feel glad to be alive on such a morning, whether youâre Man or dog.
Liam and Niall strolled off in opposite directions through the dunes to spy out the land while Angela, Trotsky, Magic and I headed down on to the beach for an early morning walk. Magic ran in circles in his own loopy, uncoordinated way while Trotsky paced beside us, ears erect, his great bush of a tail held high and curling over his regimentally straight back. Periodically he would spot a particularly brazen seagull that refused to concede his passage and heâd charge off in full hunting mode until the offending bird took to the air, leaving him with a lolling tongue and slightly sheepish air.
Angela held my hand and we talked lightly as we strolled. Once I saw Liam standing watching us at the edge of the dunes and he raised a hand, as if in benediction. Angela waved back gaily and he disappeared from view, a cell-phone clamped to his right ear, the picture of a professional. I found a piece of driftwood and hurled it into the sea for Magic. He plunged in, unbounded joy showing in every fibre. His two favourite occupations â swimming and retrieving; he must have thought Christmas had come early.
We walked for an hour or so. Ours were the only prints defiling the pristine sand. The sea was that particular hue of green, which characterises that stretch of coastline. It was only marred by the silty brown stain that marked the riverâs effluence. The North Sea is too shallow ever to be truly blue, whatever the weather. This is the Wash, where legend has it King John lost the Crown Jewels. The land and sea lie constantly at war. One can imagine hearing the faint tolling of bells in drowned steeples when the wind rises. All around, the flat country recedes from the eye, interrupted only by occasional evidence of human habitation and the odd stump of a church tower. The coastline sweeps away to east and west, vanishing into a blurred and low horizon. It is a bleak place, bleak and beautiful.
The seductive smell of frying bacon greeted us on our return. Niall was busy in the kitchen and Liam was stacking fresh-hewn logs in the outhouse. His shirtless torso glowed with health. The muscular perfection of his body was only spoiled by two livid purple marks of puckered flesh just below his ribs. I knew these to be the legacy of a fierce night engagement on Tumbledown Mountain in the Falklands War. Neither brother would ever talk much about their experiences but I had seen the citation for Liamâs Military Cross. He had been hit twice early in the fighting but had continued to lead his platoon throughout the night. He was hit once more later on and was eventually persuaded to go to the First Aid post. He walked out; four miles over rough country in the darkness. It was later discovered that the last bullet had broken his ankle. Recalling this, I was once more grateful those two lunatics were on our side.
Over breakfast we made our respective plans for the day. Angela and I had to go to the police station in Cromer to settle the matter of her disappearance. We decided to stick to the truth but leave out the inconvenient bits. Angela had found her place trashed, got scared and come to London. There was nothing taken so it could just be a case of vandalism. Then I had to speak to Ted Allen at the Capital Taxes Office to find out who might know a bit more about this ikon. Liam and Niall offered to come with us to Cromer but it was clear that they were merely being polite. They agreed, instead, to do a bit of âsnoopingâ locally, just in case the opposition were about. Half an hour later I loaded Magic and Trotsky into the Volvo and we set off, surrounded by the pungent aroma of wet dog.
The Cromer police were icily polite and made no secret of their annoyance. Like most policemen, they trod warily around a lawyer, punctiliously correct but no more. We breathed a sigh of relief when they eventually let us go after Angela had given a statement. I doubted very much weâd hear from them further. We drove back to the cottage slowly. Angela pointed out various places of interest. This was her manor; I was the visitor. I felt a certain reluctance to get back into the world of Russian ikons and Chechen Mafia. The morning walk, the weather and, not least, our growing intimacy, had lulled me into a false sense of well-being. Now it was time to plunge back into the murk once more.
Ted Allen was all cheery bonhomie. âChrist, Martin,â he said, âNever saw you as the devotional type. George Allardyce is your man. You might not remember George, bit before your time. George took the hump when the Department moved out of Somerset House. He started up a little gallery in Chester. I think he still does valuations for some of the esoteric stuff. Heâs quite brilliant but a prickly old sod. If George doesnât know it then it doesnât exist.â We chatted for a couple of minutes more about mutual acquaintances and I thanked Ted and hung up. I got the number for the Allardyce Gallery in Chester from Directory Enquiries and placed the call.
A voice as dry as old parchment with more than a hint of irritation answered. I explained who I was and what I was seeking. The timbre of the voice changed utterly and enthusiasm poured down the wires.
â12th Century Triptych on Boxwood, eh? The most famous one, and there are only four we know of, was given by Rasputin to the Czarina. That one is in the Hermitage in St Petersburg, another is owned by the Patriarch of the Orthodox Church in Moscow. That leaves two in private hands. One of these Iâm certain isnât available. That Greek oil chap, Nikolaides, owns it. He doesnât part with anything. That leaves the fourth and that has a very interesting little history.
âNow this one was brought out of Russia by a Wehrmacht officer during the latter stages of World War Two. Unusually, for those times, it wasnât looting. Seems that this German chappie had saved a monastery from the attentions of the SS. Apparently he was the religious type and he lined up his tanks and threatened to blow all the Blackshirts to Kingdom Come. They wanted to fire the place as a nest of partisans. Our hero wasnât having any. The Abbot or whatever presented him with this ikon as a sign of gratitude. They shot him eventually, of course, but the ikon was passed on to his sister.â
âWhat happened then?â
âOld Fat Hermann grabbed it for his collection at Karenhall. There was the dickens of a fight after the war with the Reds wanting it back. However, Fraulein Sussmann or somesuch had the provenance. She got it back, has it still, to my knowledge. Hmmm. Advertised as the âproperty of a ladyâ, you say? My moneyâs on this one.â
âAny ideas how we might contact this Fraulein Sussmann?â
âFrau Meyer, she is now.â
âWhat did you say?â
âShe got married, boy. Her name is now Meyer. Mrs Helga Meyer. Rich as Croesus and a patron of the Arts. Mad as a bat, of course, but then women of that age often are. Hope that answers your questions, Iâve got things to do. Goodbye.â
And with that, he hung up. I sat there in stunned silence for a full minute. Angela was gazing at me, her eyes brim full of concern. âWhat did he say?â Her voice had a nervous edge. I repeated what Allardyce had told me. It was Angelaâs turn to be stunned. âFrau Meyer?â She kept repeating the question softly to herself. Liam and Niall came in and we told them the full story. âIt doesnât make sense,â said Niall. I shook my head. Something was stirring uneasily at the back of my mind. I wasnât there yet but I had the first glimmerings.
We kicked it back and forth, worrying at it like Magic gnaws a stick. That elusive little tickle at the back of my mind came and went. After a while, Angela said, âLet us summarise.â Niall pulled out a note pad and wrote as Angela spoke.
âFrau Meyer is my patron. She has bought some of my work. I think she has supported others but she doesnât speak of it. Her brother gave her the ikon before he died. The Soviet Government contested her ownership after the War but she won. We think she is now selling the ikon through Herveyâs in London.â
We all affirmed that this was accurate thus far.
âThis is where I donât understand,â she went on. âSome people, who we think are Chechens, break into my house looking for something. Then Martin has a visit from this Mr Cornell. He tells Martin lies about my father. Later, he changes his story and says they are looking for a stolen ikon. Martin says Herveyâs wonât sell an ikon if the seller canât prove where it came from. This, I believe. But if it is Frau Meyerâs ikon, then what has my father got to do with any of this? He doesnât know Frau Meyer. She became my patron after I left Estonia. It makes no sense at all.â
From the glum looks all around, I could tell we were all equally flummoxed. Niall threw his notepad onto the low table between us. âThese are the notes I made,â he said. He had drawn a diagram with the word âikonâ in the centre. A line ran to Frau Meyer and, through her, to Angela. Another line ran from the ikon to the name âCornellâ then onwards to âBritish Governmentâ and then, in dotted form, to âRussian Government.â Another dotted line linked the legend âChechens?â with both âCornellâ and âRussian Governmentâ.
We studied Niallâs chart like soothsayers reading the entrails of a sheep. âThe truth is, me darlinâ,â said Liam, âyour father doesnât fit into the pattern at all. Either the ikon is the bloody red herring or your father is. I just donât get it.â Again, I felt that faint nudge from my subconscious. We talked on in circles for a while. Angela was becoming heated. She marched to the sideboard and pulled a batch of letters out of the drawer. She shuffled through them, extracting one. She pulled the phone towards her and dialled a long number. A conversation in German ensued. The only words I understood were âFrau Meyerâ and âikonâ. After a while she hung up and turned towards us, a gleam of triumph in her eyes.
âIt is Frau Meyerâs ikon,â she said. âIt seems she has recently decided to get rid of all her religious pieces. She has a quarrel with God, it seems.â A smile played briefly around her face. âShe has found me a quantity of bronze and she is shipping it over. It should have been here last month but there was a problem with the shipping firm. Finally, she wishes to commission three new pieces from me; they are to be of my own choosing.â We all congratulated Angela on her new commission. I knew, even if the twins didnât, how hugely important such things were to relatively unknown artists.
âWell,â I said, âwe now know the ikon is for real. I donât see how that helps us, though. One thing we can do, however, is tell Cornell. It might get them off our backs once and for all.â The others agreed and I rose and crossed to the phone to call Cornell. My call was answered on the second ring. âChief Inspector Howard,â a disembodied voice announced, âWhoâs speaking?â âMy name is Martin Booth,â I replied, âIâd like to speak to Mr Michael Cornell.â There was a snort from the other end of the line. âThen youâre going to need a bloody ouija board, Mr Booth. I hope he wasnât a close friend of yours because Mr Michael Cornell is dead.â
I was shocked to silence. The policeman carried on speaking as if heâd said âitâs raining in London today.â I stammered through an explanation, winging it but basing it loosely on the truth. Cornell had come to see me asking about ikons. Iâd promised to enquire among my contacts. I assumed it was a Government matter. He sounded narrowly suspicious as he questioned me further. I didnât mention Angela, Chechens or anything else. He thawed a little when I said Iâd been in Norfolk with friends since the previous evening. I agreed to call him when I returned to London. He barked his number at me and rang off. The others sat in silence as I relayed the conversation. I reckon we were all thinking furiously but no one had a single thing to say.
At length we drifted away from the parlour. Angela gave me a tight squeeze but shook her head when I started to say something. She gazed into my eyes with a look that was almost fierce with the love that was in her. âNot now, my Martin,â was all she said. I knew she was right. We needed time to think. We both noticed the grim look that passed between the twins. Something unspoken was agreed upon and I thought I knew what it was.
We spent the afternoon separately. I returned to the beach with Magic and Trotsky, to walk and think and try to clear my head. Angela went to her studio and, assisted by Niall, began to repair the damage in preparation for the new commission. Liam patrolled the dunes, keeping an eye on me and the approaches to the cottage. I noticed, with a sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach, that his jacket bulged beneath his shoulder once again. I had been right with my interpretation of that grim look.
Chapter Nine
I walked back to the cottage through the fading light. A man and a boy were making their way down to the beach. They were festooned with the arcane gear of beach fishermen. Long rods, tackle boxes, paraffin lamps and the like seemed to hang everywhere and they were making heavy weather of it, trudging through the soft sand. The boy was animated, obviously excited. His father, for such I supposed the man to be, was patiently plodding in the childâs wake. I looked up and tried to spot my guardian but Liam couldnât be seen. All the same, I knew he was there. It was both reassuring and terrifying at the same time.
I had been trying to work out who had killed Mickey the Mouth. I didnât like the man much but wouldnât have wished him dead. The obvious suspects were the Chechens, if that was what they were. Cornellâs ikon story seemed to have been fabricated for our consumption. He knew of the link between Frau Meyer and Angela and learned of the sale. He probably guessed that I would keep digging, discover the link and then back off to protect Angela. It was subtle and would have been effective apart from that false start involving Angelaâs father. I couldnât believe the currency story. It just didnât fit. There was only one conclusion I kept returning to. Angelaâs father was alive and someone wanted to find him rather badly.
I decided to keep my speculations to myself. It was just a gut feeling. I hadnât a scrap of evidence but whenever my thoughts turned down that track, the little warm prickling sensation at the back of my mind grew stronger. The evening was as calm and still as the day had been. The clear skies promised another hard frost and the temperature was dropping by the minute as the sun dipped to sleep behind the land. I stopped for a moment just to take it in. I breathed in the promise of the night. My mind quietened. The spinning thoughts slowed and died, one by one. I looked for a moment of tranquillity. Resentment crept over me instead, catching me unawares. I suddenly found myself thinking, âwhy me?â This was soon followed by the old childhood saw âitâs not fair!â No sooner had the phrase formed in my mind, the spell was broken. I could laugh at myself again, mocking the self-pity. After all, I now had Angela.
She was coming out of the studio as the dogs and I came in. Magic launched his soggy length towards her and she knelt to fuss him. Trotsky looked in an interested fashion, too aloof to prostitute himself for an ear-scratching. She smiled up at me. â Hello, my Martin,â she said and my heart gave a funny lurch. She was dressed in some sort of loose-fitting overalls and her hair was scraped back and held at her nape with a band. Some loose tendrils of hair had escaped and she blew them from her face with puffed cheeks. Magicâs tail was thumping manically against the wall. The tail of a flat-coated retriever is lethal to anything at retriever-rump level other than reinforced concrete. Angela sighed and rose. She sniffed at her armpit unselfconsciously. âPhew, I smell like an old bear,â she said and grinned. âTime for a shower.â
We took that shower together. I washed her hair and then minutely washed every inch of her, first with the soap and then with kisses. I wanted to make her come then and there but she eased away from me gently. âLater,â she said. She giggled at my erection and then proceeded to âwashâ it enthusiastically. I groaned as my semen spilled out over her hand and spattered her thigh. Her eyes were soft with emotion, as if Iâd given her an expensive gift. She languidly washed the pearly drops away then leaned her head on my chest. I held her close for a brief space as the water ran down over us. It was a perfect moment of peace in a strange and disturbing day.
Over a plain dinner we discussed Angelaâs forthcoming commission for Frau Meyer. By tacit agreement, we did not discuss the death of Mickey the Mouth or any other of the dayâs events. It was still all there, though, a spectre at the feast. I think we were all too worn down by the experience of living inside an enigma to face it yet again. Angela decided that she would honour her intention stated when we first met. She would âdoâ Trotsky. A completely naturalistic piece, she promised. No tortured soul clawing its way through the twisted bronze. She threatened to do the twins but they refused with a laugh. âSorry, darlinâ, we donât get our kit off for anyone but our wives,â Niall had replied. Angela had been surprised; she didnât know they were both married.
âThat leaves Martin,â said Liam. âYou could just twist some of those bronze rods into a big knot of spaghetti and say it was a portrait of a lawyerâs mind.â This sparked off a series of âLawyer Jokesâ at my expense. I responded with Irish Jokes, which Angela insisted had originally been Russian Jokes. We then got to plumb the depths with old Essex Girl Jokes. Angela needed some translations as the significance of Ford XR3iâs was lost on her. No joke is funny when you have to dissect it so the evening petered out with Angela still plaintively pleading with me to explain why the answer to âHow does an Essex girl turn off the light before sex?â was âShe shuts the car door.â
Niall and Liam had rigged up camp beds for themselves in the Studio. They complained that sleeping in the parlour was âtoo noisyâ and winked suggestively. Angela coloured up a nice bright shade of red as she caught their meaning. The head of the brass bedstead must have been hammering on the parlour wall, the two rooms being adjoining. âApart from that,â said Niall, âyour dogs fart abominably. At least, Liam claims it was themâŠâ We could hear their good-natured banter receding as we readied ourselves for bed once more. I knew they would take it in turns to keep watch through the night, after the events of the day.
Angela once more tumbled me into our private world of soft embraces and thrilling touches. We made love twice before sleeping. The first time a gentle, loving, lingering journey to ecstasy, the second a raunchy, passionate gallop doggy-style, with Angela gasping harshly in Estonian as orgasm wracked her for the third or fourth time that evening. I havenât been with that many women, but Angelaâs capacity for orgasms was a brand new experience for me. She seemed to hit a plateau and then, out of the blue, she was scaling the peaks, hardly dropping down between one pinnacle and another. Sometimes, she seemed to be coming almost continuously with no break discernible between one climax and the next. I loved it. There canât be any better tonic for a manâs ego than to have his woman trembling in a constant state of orgasm.