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Click hereIf you've ever been,
A little seasick friend,
If you've had to run,
To throw up it ain't no fun!
Some stomachs are fine,
While others can be unkind.
If you're one of these,
With a good stomach be pleased!
It just ain't no fun,
When you have to make a run.
Cause while you're at sea,
You're living in misory!
On "Shipboard" ain't fun,
When you always have to run.
If yours is kind friend,
Count your blessings, say "Amen!!"
Sure cure for seasickness ~ get washed overboard while you're throwing up over the rail. (true incident)
And here I am, with the Village People singing in my head, "In the Navy..."