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Click hereLittle birdie, little birdie,
Soaring up in the air so high.
You better not crap on my head,
Or hit me with your Birdie Pie!
Little birdie little birdie,
Sitting on that limb in the tree,
Don't exercise your old pooper,
Or aim that nasty thing at me!
Little birdie little birdie,
I like you better on the ground.
You can only poop on my shoes,
That's more acceptable, I'm bound!!