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cymry
cymry
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Go on and lay your pedantic
idiosyncrasies on me,
wrap me up in the dialectic
diagrams of your poster board
dialogue.
It only reminds me of
Dianetics,
diaphanous drivel in disguise.
But then again,
I’m no L. Ron Hubbard.
Do I sound like I regret it?

cymry
cymry
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KOLKOREKOLKOREalmost 16 years ago
Let the 'know it all's be warned and beware!

I love irreverence and hole pokers in pompous 'know it all's, and that's what I found here.

Let the words of the title serve as a warning to any pretentious B.S. coming this poet’s way... I suspect it’s as much about people going about laying their ultimate truths in thick layers on others, as it is on the pseudo science aka as Scientology. Clearly, this poet makes it abundantly clear that she could not care less for 'know it all's', who can't wait to ‘open your eyes’…

PatHous56PatHous56about 17 years ago
Worth a chuckle

It sounds like it's about more than just Mr. L. Ron Hubbard. Patricia

duddle146duddle146about 17 years ago
strange

She's no Ron Hubbard ~ but who is or wants to be.

EmJ0385EmJ0385about 18 years ago
You Rock!

Love it! Anothr fav with spirit and grit. Don't cross this gal or you'll regret it.

AnonymousAnonymousover 18 years ago
From Under the Bridge

So, what makes this poetry? Not what Webster or my college classes define as poetry. Sorry. Kinda clever, but not poetry. More like crapola.

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