- Erotic Poetry
- A Convicts XXX-mas
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Twas the night before Christmas and I was stroking my dick,
When down come the chimney was ole St. Nick.
I said "Hey you, with that funny red suit,"
"come blow a Christmas carol on this skin flute."
So he came on over, and he crawled in my bed."
Funny hat or not he gave some screaming head.
And when I'm done having my shares of you,
Bring on Prancer and Dancer 'cause I'm fucking them too.
I'll ram their antlers into the walls,
And I'll fuck 'til I got reindeer shit all over my balls.
Then Santa's helpers can come lick off my nuts,
And I'll fuck Misses Claus in her big ole butt.
And one more thing you jolly, fat, fag,
I'm takin' everything in your motherfucking bag.
So point that sled in another direction '
'Fore I take that too and sell it to my connection
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