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Click hereyour lips crawl my body
like a spider stuck to brick
you satisfy my bootless cravings
like a cigarette turns a lung
you infiltrate my conscious fog
like a surfer falls from a board
matter of fact,
you manifest my destiny
like a plunderer consumes a nation
in all your travels
how many did you slaughter
before you settled me?
no matter
i'm as lucky as a single pea
in a pod made for three
This piece is hilarious, and does exactly what it's supposed to do. Nicely done.
Some of the analogies are better (i.e., more half-assed) than others: the first one really cracked me up. Yes, it's a very flippant poem. :-)