by JRob
My friend and I were talking about conquests over a few beers. Steve told me he once banged his landlady. I one-upped him by relating the story about Mrs. Vance. She was my friend Billy's mom, and they lived four doors down. One weekend day I stopped by, Billy was gone and Mrs. Vance was two sheets to the wind. She answered the door in a bikini and invited me to sit by the pool. Damn one thing led to another and before long I was getting my first blow job. She was marvelous. Steve was impressed.