Good rhyme and rhythm throughout, there are likely a few burbles where regional accent will change the pace of reading this poem, but otherwise, it's a witty and raunchy poem and submitted to the perfect site. Thanks for sharing.
I am older than I would like to be and likely to get older. This is a problem since I always seem to be unprepared for whatever age I happen to be and, although in retrospect, I know exactly what I should have done, I am not so sure what I should be doing now.