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Click here"Yo! Hi all! This is your gal, Bertha! Rose is tied up at the moment. You know how writing does to erotic writers. Anyway, I hope you all want to know 'bout me! I'll tell ya anyway! I graduated with honors in UCLA. I own a jet pendent bought from one of my exes (we broke up on good terms and remain friends). I love shows like 'Steve Wilkos' and 'Dr. Phil'. I got into 'RuPaul's Drag Race' thanks to Billy. I also volunteer at the SPCA once a week. I am not into men that are 'all that'. I would prefer humble men, those that are not so vain or proud like peacocks. That is why I like Daisuke. He is proud of his team and his work, but not of himself. I should get back. My break's almost over. You want to learn more about me? Read the saga. You know the title. Toodles!"
I'm here! Sorry, had to eat lunch. Now let me...what? Bertha? Huh. Guess she introduced herself without my help. Well...