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Click here"Hello, Rose! May I help you?"
Oh well, maybe later, Wilbur. I'm here to introduce you to your fans.
"Really? Well, hello, fellow erotic readers! Well now, let me see what I can tell you about myself. I have my sweet partner Mavis. She is such a sweetheart! She and I have a lot in common! We're both from England, we both had jobs in a posh fashion shop in London. We both love camping. I guess that is why we moved here. HA! Anyway, I do wish we can do something about the summer heatwaves. And the mosquitoes! Oh, they are nefarious! They can eat anywhere on our bodies. In fact I have a bite in my Y-fronts! At least I can say thank goodness for Aloe Vera! Oh yes, if anyone asks, I'm Cancer!"
Good to know.
"Yes, now here is your free bag of hand soap and anti-bacteria cleanser. If they sting, they'll settle with each use."
Hey thanks. We need these at this time. Okay everyone, stay sexy and stay safe! And make sure you stay tuned for our upcoming chapter of "Cookies & Cream"