Hypothetically Adam should have spanked Eve forbtempting him to eat the Forbidden fruit or Samson should have tanned Delilah's erotic butt........
Adam 'does' Eve
Wicked Girl you succumbed to the Serpent's blandishments and corrupted my mind!?! Smaaak! Now you got us evicted from Paradise, you good for nothing , bitch!!? Take this! Take this and this!!!
Helen of Troy gets her just desserts
It is said that at the end of the War when Menaleus wanted to behead Helen fir her unfaithfulness she bared her breasts and dazzked him with her sex appeal.
How much more apt it would have been if the cuckoldress had merkly turned around , bent over and lifted Skirts to proffer her bared buttocks for painful punishment and stern discipline!!!
Don't miss the Trojan Horse in the midst of a smoking , pillaged and sacked Troy!!!?
If Prince Ram of Ayodhya had merely spanked Crown Princess Sita, instead of.....
Please Google Ramayana for Backstory. At the end of tge War Valmiki the Poet tells us Rama publicly humiliatd Sita by forcing Her to undergo a public Agni pariksha ( Fire Purification ritual ) to prove Her chastity after having spent months in captivity having been abducted by Ravana by dint of Her own foolishness : if
He had only given Her a dose of strict Husbandly Discipline across his knees in the secrecy of their Bedchamber how much easier it would have been for .her to maintain Her tremulous Dignity in front of Their subjects !!!
Samson smaaaaks Delilah
In this alternative scenario Samson has caught Delilah , red handed scissors in hand lopping of his locks the secret source of his legendary strength: she's only just begun her nefarious actions when she's caught by the Strongman!!!
See what follows..........