Superman's happy ending

Her arms were so tired. How many hours had it been? It all started when he fought off her pimp who was trying to slap her around in an alleyway. She offered a simple thank you, but she didn't sign up for a marathon. She begged him to just fuck her already. Being the good boy that he was, even when he was trying to be bad, he thought to himself, "it's not cheating on Lois if I don't penetrate right?" Then he thought to himself, "They always say I'm so 'old fashioned' anyways." She had beautiful hands, and she needed two just to wrap around him. Although Superman was secretly ashamed that he wasn't actually bigger than his name implied. Oh well. At least he was hard as steel. She looked him deep in his x-ray eyes, and begged "Please, please come for me..." It was like the explosion of Krypton all over again.