A Chad's Boast

Well, I'm not an asshole who negs.
Just slick enough that every girl begs.
I'm not a stalker.
Just a really smooth talker,
Who can get between any girl's legs.

But I know the cream from the dregs.
Like I won't touch that Missus of Greg's.
Their daughter's* ok, though,
She let me volcano
My cum on her tits for some kegs.

When it comes to hunting for sex,
I'm as hungry as a fucking T. rex.
Catch my eye on some girls,
And my penis unfurls,
While I start to nibble their necks.

And you know it's a definite bet,
What I want, I make sure I can can get.
I make a connection,
And get an erection,
It makes all the chicks so damn wet.

Oh I start out so sweetly with misses,
Get them hungry and horny with kisses.
Then I reach up the skirt,
And continue to flirt,
"I bet you know don't what this is..."

Once I'm rubbing around by her clit,
I know she's about to submit.
I spread open her lips,
And grunt as it grips
My cock that I push in her slit.

O how I love to squeeze up inside.
Her juices allow me to slide.
I'm starting to rut,
But don't yet want to nut,
That hot slut will soon be creampied.

I can feel myself starting to lose,
Control as I pummel that cooze,
My cock starts a-twitchin',
Which kicks off some bitchin'
While I fill her twat up with my ooze.

Oh, I enjoy all the Susans and Megs,
As I shoot my sperm at their eggs.
They scream and they shout,
When my semen jets out.
I know I left some of them pregs...

I once fucked an absolute hunny,
Who screeched as I dumped in her cunny:
"Oh god! Did you spill?
I'm not on the pill!
Why do you think this is funny?"

See, the goal has never been hurtin'.
It's the joy I feel when I'm squirtin',
My jizz up inside 'em,
As I lustily ride 'em.
It's as risky as hell, that's for certain!

There ain't no 'perhaps' and no 'maybe's,
I know I've made plenty of babies.
In my life full of sins,
I've even bred twins!
I created them in my Mercedes!

As I'm approaching the end of this rap,
I admit I must tell you some crap:
I'm very distressed,
As you probably guessed,
That I keep on contracting the clap.

* 18+
Don't worry, please. She's almost twenty.
She's already sucked my dick plenty.
I cum on her tits,
'Cause she's worried 'bout zits,
So her face is never consent-y.