- Non-Erotic Poetry
- A chance to see Santa c.m..g.
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Fall is here, with its coloring expose.
Pagans come here and Holloween's exposed,
The weather has snapped, now what should we do?
Accept the fact that your witch will never be true.
- COMMENTS
Lickideesplitover 5 years agoI am not sure if the O.E.D. spelling of the colloquial term for the process of ejaculating is ‘cuming’ or ‘cumming.’ I prefer the latter!
Just kidding ... pretty sure the Oxford English Dictionary does not include ‘cum’ (and too lazy to get out my magnifying glass.)
Lickideesplitover 5 years agoThis is certainly erotic poetry. And five star, at that! Except for misspelling Halloween ... or there’s a pun there I don’t get. But, yeah, gotta expect witches to do that!
Key question is ... Do you want to pay that witch off (for years) and find yourself another witch (almost certainly doing the same thing, but a little better at hiding it)? Or ... do you want to figure out a way to cope with the witch you already know?
Forget about living witchless! It’s a BITCH!
