A Holiday Greeting

Happy holidays to all
You perverts, incestors, masturbators who fall
Off your beds, while jerking off
Stopping only to cough
From the dope, you are smoking
Or the crack you are nooking
I've been here on Literotica for years
I profess, after a few beers
My cock doesn't bother to differentiate
between ass or vagina though I'm not in a hung over state
Two things I love are finer
then mopeds and ear muff liners
But to those of you who fuck your Moms
Or dream ass opened wide for Daddy's schlong
Inside one port or another with majesty
I admit I admire your perspicacity
And your butt's elasticity
I condemn not one of you
I never fucked my parents, it's true

I once knew a guy who for four years from his college dorm
Mailed his mom, not laundry, but a weekly filled condom form
So she might taste his educational progress
I met his mom on more than one occasion
She was timid but enjoyed inebriation
When we went to bed she rolled me over
And nearly busted my ass clover
I thought she wore a classic strap-on
But when I pulled it, she got a flap on
She said, "It's natural, a Cockeroni"
Amazed I replied, "
"Your dick is as big as a pony"
Things are not always what they seem
A mistake can get your ass reamed

In any event, I greet you one and all
Who read this dirty stuff that will fall
Like drips of cum from a ripe filled pussy
Or what gushes out of a well-fucked tushy
I holiday salute you each and all
With my large cock always on call
I've given up thoughts of changing sex
My girlfriends would all be vexed
I prefer a soft tit and a firm nipple
Hairy chests and pimpled ass' are much to simple
I have my sexual preferences
But on occasion I do deferences
My treats, I follow grossly
Pardon me, if I fuck mostly
Women and tranny fanny
Once in a while an oral gay boy's butt
If he's fem and sweet, not gang tuff

So happy holiday to you all
Once in a while, we all will fall
In love or out or stall
But while you are making up your mind
Don't be surprised
I'll be busy fucking your behind