- Non-Erotic Poetry
- A Real Funny Dilemna
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Click hereA REAL FUNNY DILEMNA
he looks drained -
all that work on the job
is taking a considerable toll
on his lifestyle -
the pimp that he is.
his eyes -
they don't have that
sex appeal give away look
every time a woman walks by.
that smile -
it just isn't what it used to be,
and his strut -
it lacks that swagger.
his dialogue lately...
has taken on a tone of great concern
without the ramblings
of his sexual conquests.
it's tough on him -
even with affirmative action
to lean on - it doesn't help
when it comes to dick wilt syndrome!!
- COMMENTS
duddle146over 17 years agoAs the old song says, "Things aren't what they used to be...". There's a faint trace of respect for women abroad in the land. I don't miss the old ways.
RhymeFairyover 18 years agoThat's Dickie Doo syndrome if ya ask me ...
I love it Don !! You have the ability
to do a great sneak attack on our humor button,
and we all love it !!!
Sneaky ... very sneaky.
Got my eye on you know my friend !!
I loved it * Grins n Giggles !!!!!
More Plez ...!!!
sweet GA peachesover 18 years agoso I thought to give you a shot,
read to the last,
and picked myself up to finish a
comment, just goes to show,
some leading lines dont always
make the cut,
but the ending, a KNOCK OUT !!
thats all we remember...
***** for you !
-sGp-
Anonymousover 18 years agoyou are wacked ...in this one..sounds like the over stressed world of toxic america...who wouldn't have a limp willy...winks...blue
My Erotic Taleover 18 years agoYour Poem was Mentioned in the
"New Poem Reviews" thread
thanks for the journey Art~
cymryover 18 years agoHa! That last line just comes out of nowhere and cuffs you on the side of the head. Very fun poem.
twelveooneover 18 years agoyou're wacked - I really thought it was going nowhere.
he looks drained -
all that work on the job
is taking a considerable toll
on his lifestyle -
(not the best of lines to start off with - be careful of this - I think you cut it off, just perfectly)
It did go somewhere, you're wacked, I loved it. Nicely done.
