- Erotic Poetry
- A Triad of Licentious Limericks
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A confused young bisexual from Leeds
Reckoning his wide-ranging needs,
A cock or a quim?
What'd be best for him?
Settled for multiple feeds.
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There was a young virgin from Stoke-on-Trent,
Who heard that sex was luminescent.
It turned out that penetration
Produced excitation,
Leaving her face most incandescent.
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There was a hirsute lady from Rome
Whose pubic garden proved a good home,
Local lads took their pleasure
And found that their treasure
Would never encounter a comb.
- COMMENTS
LoquiSordidaAdMe5 months agoI had a friend who lived in S-on-T back in the 90s. Flew across the pond to see him and spent one of my best holidays ever. Four stars for the limericks, and a fifth for the memories.
