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Click hereA WARNING!
If the seal is broken ~ where's the crackers for the soup?
This poem was mentioned in the Archival Review thread, in a picking through Lit's archive of over 33,000 poems.
I usually pass on one-liners, but this one is too good to pass up. Taking a common, mundane warning phrase and turning it on its ear by triggering humorous thoughts, images, and other delicious scenarios.