- Non-Erotic Poetry
- A Weiner Makes Life Keener
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Simplicity is its own reward.
It can keep you off the psychic ward.
Ditch the truffles. Weiner is keener.
Ditch escargot and have a weiner.
Have mustard and relish on your dog
It will clear your head of mental smog.
Have a weiner and your heart will sing.
It will sing clearly as a bell ring.
Grab a weiner. Live your life leaner.
Live life leaner and live life keener.
Living to love and loving to live—
A gift of joy a weiner can give—
You shall get if you grab a weiner
Because a weiner makes life keener.
- COMMENTS
Satyr613 months agoROFLMAO...funny, hilarious & I love Weiner's more now since you made me hungry for a hot dog.
