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Click hereFood, beer and vomit.
You came like a comet.
Man, those were the days.
Your head was full of haze.
Vehicular lust.
People said, "Beer or bust."
You're reminiscing.
Sinks are not for pissing.
Rub on some lotion
In a circular motion.
Sexy underpants.
Let's get busy. Let's dance.