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Click hereThere are men who don't eat pussy,
Some men can't go two rounds...
Others don't know exactly where the clitoris
Is...for them it's elusive...Can't be found.
Some men can't handle it from the back
And cum quick as you please
Some can't even get their dick sucked too long
It makes em weak in the knees
Some guys have big dicks and can't fuck
and can't last in the juice....
Some can stay hard
But they're too fucking rough
and will knock all ya pussy walls loose...
You got little dick dudes that
Talk shit all night
Pumping and humping ya thigh
Keep fucking asking "am I hitting it right"?
Some are too old or drugged out and need some assistance...
Some pump it up, some pop pills so they can go the distance....
Some have been hoodwinked
And lied to because of their ego
I'm not ya fucking girl
Your dick is trash, mi amigo!
Some have health issues
And won't go to the doc
With nothing else going for them...
they're bypassed without cock!
Some have no rhythm
Some have no swag...
Too small will make you giggle
Too big will make you gag
What I'm looking for is just right
Hard as a brick
and can work over into the night
Loves to eat pussy
And possesses great skill
Remember what you won't or can't do, honey...
Another man will.