- Erotic Poetry
- Ardwick Girl
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There once was a girl from Ardwick,
With an arse that just wouldn't quit,
As she walked around town,
She quickly found,
That exercise only helped it!
Along came a man from Ardwick,
He was only back in town for a visit,
But when he saw her walk by,
He knew he had to try,
Giving her flank,
A playful spank,
Saying sorry I just couldn't help it!
Now all around were astonished,
When she turned about and was honest,
She said thing is old chum,
I'm often hit on the bum,
Trouble is, I really rather like it!
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