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- Erotic Poetry
- Bertie Basset the pervert
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Liquorice the food of pervs the world over whether its...
* Those sticks twisted to the point of gasping
* The strings/ropes that twist and strain to the point of snapping
* Those pink aniseed jelly discs that give up their flavour under your lip smacking
* Don't get me started on liquorice fudge OMG!!!!!
Oh yes bertie is a sweet toothed perv 100% So ladies beware of men with a liquorice addiction. Like all sweet things they are bad for you :)
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