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Click hereIn finding ways to improve your speech,
Let's make it fun and simple, not too deep.
Speak with a childish, sing-song tone,
Using uncertain phrases that you've known.
Throw in some giggles, make it light,
Like you're not sure of what's wrong or right.
Keep your grammar casual and neat,
Use contractions and words that are sweet.
Switch "Hello, my name is" to "Hi, I'm called",
So your words sound bubbly, not at all stalled.
Use adjectives to show your zest,
But no mellow ones, always use the best.
Choose words with syllables only a few,
Except when talking dirty, make it taboo.
Use simple terms, not too complex,
Like "dick" to "daddy-dick" for more effects.
Titles and respect, always show,
Address men humbly, it's part of the show.
Speak in the third person, dehumanize,
Referring to yourself, don't apologize.
Use your bimbo name, not your birth one,
Or a degrading term to have some fun.
And if you'd like, add a cute little lisp,
Make it silly and sexy, not too amiss.