Blow the Man Down

This queer version of a sea-chanty is inspired by something that happens at some of the more uninhibited Gay Pride celebrations. I’ve never witnessed it myself, but from what I’ve seen on the internet it makes for a grand spectacle.

Oh come all ye queer men and listen to me
Refrain: Way, hey blow the man down!
I’ll tell you the tale of a barebacking spree
Refrain: Give me some time to blow the man down!

You’ll like my tale better if you just unfrock
So first drop your trousers and take out your cock

Come be a part of our onanistic band
I’m singing this chanty with only one hand!

As I was a-watching the Gay Pride Parade
I little thought I was going to get laid

A large crowd watched something it really enjoyed
I joined the crowd and I was soon overjoyed

They were queer men and women from all over town
The crowd chanted lustily “blow the man down!”

A stunning young stud stood erect in the sun
I felt drunk at the sight of his pecs and his bun

I soon stood beside him and I looked my fill
What I could see just about made my heart still

His torso and chest damn near shredded his shirt
The bulge in his shorts just about made me squirt

While something was quite odd about his attire
I found much about it I had to admire

His hand it held onto a glorious prick
While all around him people ogled his dick

His eyes they were flashing, his looks they were free
It felt as if those eyes were undressing me

I cannot help it my cock soon grows so hard
I want to make damn sure that he sees my yard

I unzip my trousers they fall to the ground
My new friend looks closely he makes a soft sound

As I reach for my cock people bring out their phones
But all that I care for is my partner’s moans

We are facing each other our cocks stand so proud
I marvel how generously he’s endowed

We stroke our cocks gently we soon hit our stride
Oh this is how I want to celebrate Pride!

Warm air nuzzles me as I fondle my prick
While I jerk off I hear phone cameras click

The cameras broadcast our jerkoff express
My partner and I think it time to undress

I pull off my shirt and kick trousers away
My partner is naked and ready to play

I do not expect him to drop to his knees.
He opens his mouth and his eyes beg me please!

His tongue on my cock feels too good to be true
It certainly makes me more eager to screw

I need to fuck oh I am ready to go
But there is something that I just have to know

“By any chance did you think to bring some lube?”
He laughs and from somewhere he conjures a tube

The crowd all about us now gives us some room
The expectant hush is as still as a tomb

I lube my cock and I am ready to play
I finger his hole and that just makes his day

I use my finger to massage his prostate
His eager reaction is to masturbate

The sun warms our bodies the weather is fine
My partner realizes he soon will be mine

I run my hands over his glorious rear
I say “It’s time for you to bend over, dear!”

“Be gentle,” he says “This will be my first time!”
Right then I know our fucking will be sublime

I stroke my cock fast to make sure I am hard
I then slip it sneakily under his guard

He gasps as his bud first encounters my tip
His ass wriggles sweetly but I keep my grip

His breath becomes ragged I know he is hot
My cock keeps on probing his most precious spot

“Oh fuck me!” he cries his voice awfully loud
That earns him a round of applause from the crowd

His asshole is starting to open for me
It feels wonderful and I gasp eagerly

I drive my cock home and he lets out a sigh
My stiff prick feels so good that I want to cry

My lover and I are completely unclad
The pleasure in my cock is driving me mad

I thrust and I grind for all that I am worth
My partner groans just like he is giving birth

I relish the feel of my cock in his butt
The time will come soon when I must blow my nut

The moment is on me I cannot delay
My cock tenses in him I’m going to spray

My cock spurts and twitches my lover cries out
We’re cumming together, there can be no doubt

The crowd all about us lets out a great cheer
I’ve never before felt so glad to be queer!

So this is the way that my day has unfurled
Barebacking stark naked before the whole world!