- Erotic Poetry
- Calypso Sex
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It is not hard to learn and not at all complex.
I am talking about learning to enjoy Calypso sex.
You just need to know
How to limbo,
Wear a kaftan and be limber, let your whole pelvis flex.
Be quick as a mongoose and unhurried as a crab.
You just need to be careful of whatever you grab.
Say, “No problem, mon,”
Then move it on,
And making sure that your colors are not dull and drab.
You can do it standing up, or down on your knees.
You just have to be sure you are ready to please.
You’ve got to be loose,
As loose as a goose,
You must give your partner a big Calypso squeeze.
You don’t have to be from Jamaica or even St. Croix.
You just have to feel good old West Indian joy.
To know how to make it,
You really must shake it,
And whatever you do, you have to really enjoy.
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