Church of the Almighty Dollar

Come, kneel, and pray at the altar,
In the church of our Almighty Dollar.
Where worship takes on a different form,
Celebrate wealth and conformity's norm.

Pray, with folded hands and longing hearts,
For the blessings that money imparts.
Donate your dollars, each one a sacrifice,
The church that promises heavenly paradise.

Tithes and offerings, let them flow,
Your donated dollar will bless you.
For in this holy sanctuary of green,
Material abundance, the ultimate dream.

Beware, followers, of the taxman's gaze,
His hand always seeks a donated handout.
In this world where dollars reign supreme,
Salvation's path is lined with financial schemes.

Yet some may question this holy charade,
Where faith and wealth seem so tightly laid.
Is it not the spirit that truly sets us free,
Rather than the false promises of currency?

But hush, dissenting voices, for here we stand,
This church where dollars rule, hand in hand.
Devotions to Almighty Dollar has no bounds,
For it is in wealth that our worth is found.

So come, my brethren, let us bow our heads,
Surrender to the craving of our capital threads.
In the Church of the Almighty Dollar believe,
Money is the god we must constantly appease.