Club Rules

Clubbing and partying, oh what a thrill
A slut's favorite things, to let loose and chill
But rules must be followed, to do it just right
So listen up ladies, and hold on tight

Dress slutty, that's rule number one
Show off your assets, have some fun
Accessorize, match every piece
Complete the look, and make hearts race like grease

Dancing is key, let your body move
Sway and groove, get in the mood
Drink some Tequila, get wild and free
Unleash the party animal within, and let it be

Accept offers, dance and drink
Flirt with guys, make them think
Get close, speak in their ear
Touch their hand, and let them hear

Be a sport, don't take offense
Flirty comments, take as compliments
Encourage the guys, to share dirty jokes
Be bold and sassy, and let it provoke

Have an emergency kit, with you all times
Condoms and pills, to prevent any crimes
Extra undies and bras, or even a dress
Just in case something goes amiss

So there you have it, the clubbing rules
Follow them well, and ditch your fears and mules
Party like a pro, have the time of your life
Make memories and have fun, cut loose from strife.