Collected parody songs 2 (Tribute)

So here is the second part of the spoof songs tributes. most of them should be easy to work out, although some are slightly trickier though.

As ever, enjoy.

Don’t go breaking my arse

Don't go breaking my arse
I couldn't if I tried
Be careful with my old rectum
I’ll make sure I slide inside
Don't go breaking my arse
I’ll lube you up liberally
Oh, babe, when you knocked on my back door
I’ll wipe my boots carefully

Ooh-hoo, nobody knows it
When I’m lying down
I’ll reach around
Ooh-hoo, nobody knows it (nobody knows)
You’re at my behind
Cause you don’t mind
Oh-ho, Cause you don’t mind

So don't go breaking my arse
I won't go breaking your arse
Don't go breaking my arse

Nobody told us
It’s Pornhub that showed us
And now I’ve loosened up, babe
Oh, I think that your gaping
So don't go too fast in there
I’ll make sure it fits all right
Now you’ve got your dick in my rear
Boy, it sure feel so tight

Ooh-hoo, nobody knows it
My ass in the air
It’s just waiting there
Ooh-hoo, nobody knows it (nobody knows)
You carefully touch
Your beautiful butt
Oh, ho, your Beautiful butt

Don't go breaking my arse
I won't go breaking your arse
(Don't go breaking my)
(Don't go breaking my)
Don't go breaking my arse
(Don't go breaking my)
(Don't go breaking my)
I won't go breaking your arse
Don't go breaking my arse
(Don't go breaking my)
I won't go breaking your arse.

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Summer of 69

I made sure my dick was so clean
Invited her back to mine
we wound up lying in my bed
Really wanted a 69

Me and this girl were nude
She grabbed my cock and it was so hard
She said she wanted to take things slow
Made me think she wouldn’t go far

But when I look back now
I know that she was only teasing
And if I had a brain
We’d have spent all night just pleasing
Maybe the best night of my life.

Should have been my first 69

Ain’t no use in complaining
About what I didn’t do
Cause there plenty more screw-ups.
Like when I met Suzanne

She was so hot for me
But I felt so awkward round her
But now that I’m looking back
She sure would have let me pound her
I should have defo got inside

That could have been my first 69

I thought life was just so unkind
But I was just so dense then
I missed all of the signs
I guess I’d miss good sex forever, forever, oh!

But now the times have changed yeah,
I can see that things have come along,
I feel my mouth on your pussy
And your lips are wrapped around my schlong

the taste of your juicy lips
Makes me realise I am lucky
With my cock lodged in your mouth
And your giving it a damn good suck, yeah,

This is the best day of my life.

Of yeah.

I’m finally getting my 69, uh-huh.
This is my first ever 69, oh yeah
Me and my lady in a 69, uh-huh

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Against the Wall

Today was gonna be the day
I was gonna slide right into you
Outside in spaces nice and wide
I was gonna lick your pussy too
I don’t believe that anybody
Would have had a clue
That we’d fucked now.

You could have sat on my big dick a-riding
Near the observatory where stars are sighted
There are many things that I would like to do you, you mucky cow.

I said, baby.
Lean up against the wall ass splayed yeah.
We will stand tall
And fuck against the wall.

Today is gonna be the day
When outside we’re gonna get so rude
Hidden from all the prying eyes
We will strip off and be totally nude.
I don’t believe that anybody
Will see me and you
While we’re outside

And all things we want to do are dirty
Not having sex indoors behind the curtains
There are many things that you,
Want to do to me but you just daren’t show

Because lady,
My body makes you totally crazy,
So near Tesco
Sex is Alfresco

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No Pants!

No Pants! I’ll do an upskirt if you so choose
No Bra! You can flash me quickly whilst I am at work

Show tits! While others all look away
Show minge! Under your skirt on a sunny day

If you say cum
I’ll cum for you
If your undies slide,
They’ll slide slide slide down
Voyeurism’s cool
Feels like we’re breaking rules
If we expose our private parts
And try not to get SPOTTED!

No Pants! I’ll film for Instagram.
No Bra! You can’t show this your gran

Show tits! Show me your bare heart
Show slit! I’ll look up your skirt, and see your bare arse there!

And when I say cum
You’ll cum for me
remote control vibes
Will vibe from my phone
And the toy inside you
Will buzz up your love-flute
Making you squirm
While on the bus
You’ll feel sated for HOURS

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Hey Lube

Don’t make it bad
Takes an asshole and makes it wetter
Remember to let them into your ass
Fingers go past
That greased-up starfish

Hey lube

Don’t be afraid
You were made to
Help make it better
You enter with digits right to the palms
Till they’re all calm
Then comes the lubed dick

And if sometime there is some pain
They will complain
You’ll need some more goo, upon your member
Just whack that lube upon your tool
more lubes the rule
To help make your cock feel nice and slender

A-na na na-na, na na na-nal.

Hey Lube
You’ll turn a frown
Into a cry of exquisite pleasure
Remember to apply liberally
Then you will see
Your cock fits better better better better better OW!

A-na na na-na-na-na, na na na-nal, hey lube
A-na na na-na-na-na, na na na-nal, hey lube
A-na na na-na-na-na, na na na-nal, hey lube

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Hope you enjoyed them and worked out the inspirations (some are more obvious than others) and I’ll be back soon.

have a good one.