Daft sans Punk

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Nonsense for a nonsense night.

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I was nearly hit by a flying fuck
Fortunately I know how to duck.
When life gives me lemons,
My lips pucker up
Then I grab some sugar
and my keys.

I would never give a rat's ass
That's a delicacy for the upper class.
When I've finished my makeup
And it starts to rain,
I grab my umbrella
And stay inside.

Why unscrew the inscrutable?
The facts are clearly indisputable.
The world makes no sense
God's taking the piss.
So I'm having a smoke
And writing poems.

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