Dedicated Swapper

Misty was game for new things,
Fornicating, kissing, and flings.
She liked it all.
Liked having a ball,
And all of the joy fucking brings.

She just did not like having to wait,
For a roll in the hay with her mate.
She’ll do other men,
Then do them again.
In between she might just masturbate.

She had certainly gotten the itch,
And convinced her hubby to switch.
Now he’s got eyes
For other guys wives,
So he spends his days giving his pitch.

It is often and commonly said, 
He tries getting other housewives to bed,
Not a great shopper,
A dedicated swapper,
And he wants ‘em with legs widely spread.