Different profile, same Ego

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Love, funny, annoyed, ridiculous, some men, pompous, jerk
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Hey, do I know you ? You seem really familiar.
(This is my only account, I just joined)
Because you deleted the other one
(who do you think I am?)
someone I cared about.
(Why do you think I’m him?)
Because he was also pompous
I know that you are him
(No Baby, this is my first time here)
but you really seem familiar
(I want to get familiar)
I’m not into sexting
(no worries, but who are you talking to in pm It seems like you’re chatting a lot. You had more time for me yesterday).
He didn’t like me talking to other people either
(hey, let’s exchange pictures of each other )
oh wow, I think I’ve seen those boxers before
(no, they sell these everywhere I’m sure)
your hands look familiar, and I didn’t ask to see your dick
(oops, I’m sorry)
I know who you are
i’m not sending you anthing naked, stop asking
(please, I just want to see your boobs uncovered)
(I sent you something)
you sent me your face
(oh Shit!)
I knew it was you.. how could you!
(I’m really sorry, I just missed you)
(now can I see your boobs)
NO!

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SoftkissblelipsSoftkissblelips4 months ago

Someone pissed you off lol

Hotcoffee123Hotcoffee1234 months agoAuthor

Frodov you don’t have to apologize for anyone. There are really wonderful guys out there. This one was comical.

FrodovFrodov4 months ago

It's really sad what lengths some people will go to to get what they want. Deception and conniving are just other forms of lying. How does anyone doing this sort of thing expect to be respected or taken seriously, let alone trusted or even friended? It's always best to take the high road instead, to be honest and at least civil if not polite. I suppose it just comes down to the truth that not everyone plays well with others... no? To you, and everyone else who's had to deal with this sort of thing.... I apologize for the narcissists out there. They certainly WON'T apologize themselves.

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