- Illustrated Poetry
- Dirty Old Woman
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My, oh my! What a cute little boy!
What a fine lil' ass, what a nice-looking toy!
How old are ya? 18? Whow, fancy that!
Aren't you a big boy - just look at that bat!
Well, come here, dear! Sit down, son!
No, on my lap! Now, isn't this fun?
My, what arms! And what a chest!
But this thing here is what I like best...
I just can't stop touching this hot little fanny.
Tell me, kid, you ever fucked a granny?
Let's go back to my place, you lil' sweet-talker!
Now, if I could only remember where I put my walker..?
- COMMENTS
Wyldnightover 16 years agoThe rhythm may have been off a lil bit, but I still found it funny as heck. Keep up the good work.
duddle146over 17 years agoIn this humorous rendering Granny prepares to get it on with an eighteen year old. One problem ~ she can't remember where she put her walker. A literary feather to tickle your funny bone. Illustrative pic of Granny included. *laughs*
RhymeFairyover 18 years agoYou naughty naughty ole lady ~!!
Loved this comical lil rhyme.
Just when ya thought it was safe
to wander out eh? Hmm nice tushy ...
*grins*
More Please ~
