- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Drunk Again
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All over 18.
Umpf There’s a wall there.
It had been standing there for years
But a few drinks maybe 10
The bump really rang my ears
I staggered around looked for the door
Kept finding walls instead
Fell over a couch tripped on a chair
Finally made it to the bed.
Three sheets two the wind and seeing double
Overindulged and crocked
Besotted, Bombed, Buzzed and Boozed
Sh*t Faced, Smashed and Sloshed
A Pickled Pete and half seas over
And three sheets to the wind
Drunk as a skunk and plastered
Oh damn I’m drunk again
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