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Click herenone of this is really a surprise
we have spent so much time running our virus checkers
you would think we all would have immunity by now
it just seems like a funny trick by the universe
there is a little r next to Mcafee
can I even take its derivative
face me
without tripping a call from a lawyer
and as you are driving to church this weekend
just think
I am
I am
I am
munity
free
and now if you will excuse me
a lawyer from the Sylvia Plath estate
is on the phone
calling