Fake

I called ahead to say
Ive been having trouble with white coat syndrome
and Id like to see the doctor first
before I take the phyysical
because Im trying to fake out my body

I arrived and told the young woman at the desk
Id like to see the doctor first before taking my physical
because Im trying to fake out my body
and I dont know if it was the young woman
who answered the phone
but while we locked eye to eye
I suggested in my own way
we go out for the fizz of champagne
and perhaps after that
I could cull your clothes in just the right way

she then arched her back in a slight and just the right way
as if to say
before you see anyone first
just wait a second and see these
because what you see in these
are in no way fake

and when we were done
what we did was perhaps some sin
and I never did see that dr
but after the third oh me
I thought about a doctor in hypochondria
and everything that had been fake
like all fake syndromes
it had been all been in my head