- Erotic Poetry
- Fetish Limericks 12: Pregnancy
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Mary was heavy with child
And her great sagging boobs drove me wild
But to come in her cunt
With that belly out front
Was a challenge that got us both riled
I couldn’t get in face-to-face
Her belly took up way too much space
She couldn’t abide
To try is astride
She was sure she would fart in that case.
I thought it would work from the side
But her bum was too heavy and wide
When she knelt she felt sick
And had to stop quick
Before I could get it inside
At last she bent over a chair
Spread legs and a thick bush of hair
But I was to starting come
Squirting loads on her bum
She said it was bloody unfair
- COMMENTS
UnderYourSpellalmost 6 years agoThis made me laugh :) I do like to see humour in poetry. Well done. Please come to the Poetry forum where I will be recommending your poem.
