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Click hereFreak Like Palpatine
Some folks freak like they're Darth Bane
Openly wearing sweet lust and sweet pain
On tattooed sleeves within pierced skin
I envy their open honest sensual sin.
Defiantly flying their freak flag upon walls
Of a barricade built of tentacled sex dolls
Incestuous latex furry felching fuckers
Openly living their fetish roles uncovered.
Their outed oral anal Freudian fixation
Has captivated this manacled master nation
Their only fans drinking from the streams
Of viewing porn's public intimate scenes.
That is not for me.
I prefer to freak like Palpatine
My dark depravities unseen
Lustful musings so obscene
They are not fit for print nor screen.
None escape my mental masturbations
My thought palace built of dungeon wastelands.
All succumb to fictious manipulations
Unknown stars in messy machinations
Orgasming secret carnal constellations.
I cultivate a fine disguise
A jovial gent with kindly eyes
My uncut scenes are circumcised
By hiding under truthful lies.
Are you not like me?