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Click hereI like to say "fuck" 'cause it makes my mama mad,
Besides I want to do her and I wanna shoot my dad,
I'm Oedipus Rex, watch me flex my pecs writin' checks, I'm the next big thing, yes, a king, care to see my bling?
I wanna touch myself, I don't wanna touch your missus,
I find myself attractive like the story of Narcissus,
I guess you know by now that I'm thinkin' of Obama,
He's gonna do to us like I wanna do my mama.
You lost me there at the last half of the second stanza, but only because my politics may be a little more to the right of yours, based on your response to a comment . ;-). The rest was witty and funny and will bring me back for more.
Have another go at writing your rap, my friend. There must be other things on your mind that would fall under that banner.
What are your views on gun control, for instance?
You're extraorinarily witty. You make me smile even though I don't agree with your political naughtiness. I'm genuinely impressed.
I'm even more impressed now that I've been reading your stories.
I've changed my mind. I'm going to vote you a five on your poem. I still like Obama, but I like your work too; and I'm rating that after all...
(kiss)
(giggle)
It's like this. In 2000 and 2004, many slow-witted people thought they were voting for hairy pussy. By 2008, they had finally realized their mistake, so they voted for "CHANGE." But alas, they were mistaken once more, and all they got was another four years of Bush.
I really liked your rap, but I like Obama more.
You dropped his name in your rhyme,
so I really can't score.
I would have given you a five
if you hadn't done that jive.
I don't usually check out the poems on this site, but I was curious about yours after reading Spy On Me. That was great! I admire your talent for subtlety, for understating a point and leaving it alone, for the reader to overlook or discover. You make the reader a part of your creative process. Very clever.
I don't get it (or) Do I, ? You have a MILF of a mama, and your Dad is out of the pic or you want him out of the pic? You think Obama is a bad President and He'll screw the country, WHAT Like Bush did? Whats in the water in Astoria, Bro?
This very serious poem addresses two psychological paradigms from Greek antiquity, those being that of Oedipus and that of Narcissus. The latter paradigm applies to Obama.