- Erotic Poetry
- Frosty the Snowman Porny Parody
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Frosty the Snowman has a big fat juicy dick
With a mushroom head and a veiny shaft
He knows how to use that stick!
Frosty the Snowman gets a rise from chicks and guys
But don't feel blue, he likes enbies too
He will cum on all he eyes!
There must have been some magic in
That erect, meaty schlong
For when he flopped it in my face
I sucked him all day long!
Oh, Frosty the Snowman
Was as hard as he could be
And the people say he could plow your ass
And make your eyes roll back with glee!
Humpety hump hump
Humpety hump hump
Look at Frosty go
Humpety hump hump
Humpety hump hump
He can't wait to blow!
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