Fuck Meat

Fuck Meat, straight out the wrapper,
Slap it on the plate and it'll get you fatter,
Taking it raw with your face down,
That's the way to chow down,
It'll fill you up, in all the ways that matter.

But have you heard 'bout my new recipe?
One taste and you're gonna need some therapy,
You just turn up the heat and set it to sizzling,
Good meat needs good beating,
Pound it out 'til it gets flatter,
Shape it up with a studded spatula,
Now that's some good meat,
Red all over, tender and juicy.

Pussy needs dick like meat needs seasoning,
So spice it up and get yourself to finger lickin',
Get those filthy digits in,
Now you got those juices running.

Trust me it tastes as good as it smells,
When you've got a slice of Fuck Meat on the end of your nose,
Take it down, it's what you've been needing,
A deep dark need that wants overfeeding,
Now you're close to catatonic,
Feeling almost supersonic,
'Til your belly grumbles and your asshole yells.

Looks like too much to handle,
Like a horse too big to saddle,
All that love cloggin' up your intestines,
The ultimate in perverts wet dreams,
You gotta lay one down?
You gonna bust the crapper.