- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Great, Valentines Day
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Annual trip around the sun about this time
Million of lovers struggle to rhyme
Rhyming with "mine" I guess is just fine
Maybe it'll make them your Valentine
All the work and all the gyrations
Usually end in fruitless frustration
Hallmark, FTD, and Kay your greed aside
Expectation for men has been set to high
What disproportionate task we try achieve
The bar set so high its impossible to please
Flower, dinner, candy, and jewelry enough?
In return we ask for only a intimate touch.
A touch of your hand against our face
Longing to progress to a intimate embrace
Skin in contact chest to chest
Warmth of love is what we want best
Flowers and Candy a romance to find
When all we really want is to bump and grind
If everything goes JUST right and little luck
Be a good boy and you might get to fuck
Romance is not something you buy
Its giving your heart you must abide
So to all the men hope you prevail
Fact is guys we most likely will Fail
Merry Fucking Valentines day.... Hallmark go to Hell
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