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Click hereYou may wonder why I'm grinning ear-to-ear.
Well, I'll tell you why: 'cause I'm here with my beer.
I hold it near and dear. It's my closest friend.
It's my partner in crime, my friend to no end.
I love to partake of cool, refreshing suds
As much as the stoners love smoking their buds.
When you see us together, you'll plainly see
That my beer and I are a pair meant to be.