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Click hereBlue skies and bright sunshine on my face.
I lounged on the deck of the H.M.S. Erotic Poetry.
Margarita in hand, bikini strap off shoulder
I lowered my shades to spy a closer peek
At the muscled deckhand bending over in front of me.
Not understanding many aboard,
Sometimes confused by their points,
And often trying to figure the rhyme of it all
But enjoying the effort and risk taken
Baring body and soul
My fellow vacationing sea travelers.
Cresting over the horizon:
The Jolly Roger flew
Atop the ‘Naked and the Craving’
A pirate to the rear.
Troubling winds powering its sails
Shouting salty sea shanties
Lewd limericks looting, pillaging,
Plundering the ear.
“Please, Sir!”
I begged modestly covering my ample bosom,
“Show gentleman decency and some kindly submissions moderation.”
“Never!”
Grabbing my towel replied the one eyed bandit,
“Not til I’ve raped and conquered all of this here damned Literoticanation!”